The Ear Piercing Saga

Step #1 on all websites that explain how to pierce your ears at home:

Piercing your ear should be used as a last resort. Home piercing is difficult to do properly and you would be better off seeking the aid of a professional. Please think about your choice carefully before you proceed.

Fuck that shit.

"Like ... what if this goes bad?"

"Is it in?"

Paging Dr. Laura