1/28/10

Mis-adventures in Professionalism

And thus begins a new series of my mis-adventures in corporate culture.

#1. I told a coworker I wasn't feeling well the other day and she was very kindly concerned. Later in the day, I went by her desk, and she told me she was looking up Walk-In clinics. "Oh!" I said. "I'm totally fine, but that is so sweet of you!" And she looked up and said, "Actually, I just needed to get a prescription filled."

Gah.

#2. I made a really bad joke and a coworker said "That's so dry it hurts." And I said "That's what she said."

Silence.

Ughhhhh.

1/21/10

This is my reality.


Bern: Do you like bear claws?
Ally: No.
Bern: Why did you write a song about bear claws then?
Ally: I needed a two-syllable donut.