So I had this interview today. It was going well.
I had printed out my resume at home and one of the guys was flipping through it and all of a sudden goes "What is ... this?"
He turns one page of my resume over.
And I see, in 72 point font, in bright blue:
THIS IS A BIG FUCKING TEST.
Because, Ally had been testing my printer to make sure it was working. Little did I know, she is suddenly into saving the planet and recycling said test sheets.