Borders, Thursday night at 9:37 pm

Who is the very last person I would ever want to see while perusing the "What to expect when you're expecting" section of the bookstore? (I am planning a coworker's babyshower, by the way.) Your ultra-ultra conservative, Saudi Arabian bible study partner from 6 years ago. Never have I ever done a 180 spin faster and more obviously.

Now, onto the other highlights spotted tonight: